”“Beatrice,” he says, looking sternly into my eyes. “We should think of our family.” There is an edge to his voice. “But. But we must also think of ourselves.”
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So what do we do?
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hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
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The water bottle sold me. Very nice touch.
WHAT IS THIS MY BRAIN DOES NOT COMPREHEND IT.
Turn your head sideways.
forced perspective photography?
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reminder that there was a fairly odd parents movie where drake bell played timmy turner who was canonically 23 and still in elementary school
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I can’t tell if Amanda Bynes is really in need of help, or if she is pulling off the most amazing and fully committed Amanda show skit of her life
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did you know if you rape and drug a minor you will go to jail for 1 year, but if you pirate a shit ton of movies you go to jail for 15 years
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